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Tuesday 5 July 2016

The news in brief 5th July 2016

Today's news in brief:

Mindless hate engines basically interchangeable

Newspaper not at all unbiased

Hypocrisy HO!

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Politician steals lines from Captain America

Jobsworth goes a little overboard

Tragic death somehow all about you-know-who

Conservatives fight over the Matrix of Leadership

Happy birthday bikinis!

Skynet knows when you're talking shit

Playground probably not haunted

Pasta (currently) good for you

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Laws not actually retroactive

Jockey has a pretty shitty day

Hedgehog officer sounds like a pretty sweet gig

Hate group didn't do its research

Housing market remains ‘pretty shit’

Study states the obvious: too much food is bad for you

Stars in their bras: Katherine Heigl

And finally: professional cuddler sounds like an ideal job

Reading the news so you don't have to...

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