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Tuesday 19 July 2016

The news in brief 19th July 2016

Today's news in brief:

First a wannabe axe murderer wounds a bunch of people on a train in Germany, then a fatal shooting in Lincolnshire and now a young family stabbed up in France?! What the actual fuck is going on, Europe?

Nothing like a coup to justify a clampdown...

Brexit thing still pissing people off

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Power to indiscriminately kill millions higher priority than NHS

Pictures of half-naked teenaged girls universally used to illustrate ‘god it's fucking hot’ stories

God it's fucking hot

Internet still obsessed with new mobile app

Economy marginally less shit

Speech a little bit similar

Trains ‘totally shit’

Politician ‘quite a bit racist ‘

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Photograph sure has a lot of white people…

People act like pricks on the Internet

Wasps are clearly evil masterminds

Backwards belief system treats women like crap

Stars in their bras: Miranda Kerr

And finally: Woman has a very hairy pussy (cat)

Reading the news so you don't have to...



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