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Tuesday 12 July 2016

The news in brief 12th July 2016

Today's news in brief:

Internet still obsessed with new mobile app

Human stupidity not actually Nintendo’s fault

Man probably just enjoys humming

Woman gets new job

People really care about cat

Economy set to get even shitter

Take-away owner clearly harder than you

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Eagle doesn't give two shits

Pilot totally fucking great at flying

Soldier ready to take on ISIS (and Team Rocket)

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Humans treat polar bear like shit

Cloud totally looks like a dick

Mediaeval mindset treats women like shit

Asshole mother forgets how to person

Judgement cunts determined to ruin everything

Study states the obvious: cigarettes are bad for you

Stars in their bras: Dakota Johnson

20 dead in a head-on train collision.  No and finally today, just our thoughts for those affected.  

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