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Monday 11 July 2016

The news in brief 11th July 2016

Today's news in brief:

Internet obsessed with new mobile app

Dead body doesn't feature in original pokédex

Actor wants to have cake and eat it

Even the lamest mule can't lose a one-horse race

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Portugal better at football than expected

Jam, Jerusalem and Organised Crime

Economy still pretty shit

Breaking news: 1986 was thirty years ago

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Man needs new job

Idiots spoil it for everyone else

Product placement is not news

Scaremongering bullshit

Indistinct blur probably not a ghost

Face-swaps are NOT news

Study states the obvious: it's shit living near a main road

Stars in their bras: Jessica Simpson

And finally: man A-Teams the world into a slightly better place

Reading the news so you don't have to...

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