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Sunday 10 July 2016

The news in brief 10th July 2016

Sorry we skipped a day, but there's not a lot of yucks you can get out of police brutality, hate-crime, a sniper and bomb robots. Let's end the weeks with this weeks…

Celebrity news in brief:

Man pretty fucking good at tennis

Woman pretty fucking good at tennis too but quickly overshadowed by man being pretty good at tennis

Couple has dinner

Woman wears dress

Hair band inexplicably newsworthy

Breaking news: man quite fond of his child

Woman wears bikini

Paparazzi intrudes on family day out

Woman conforms to media's narrow definition of beauty

Pro tip: It wasn't a public display of affection until you took a photo with a long lens and put it on the Internet

Woman updates social media

Woman wears jewellery

Woman has backside

Woman has breasts

Woman wears scarf

Nudes in brief: Alicia Douvall

And finally: rich guy buys another rich guy a really expensive present

Reading the news so you don't have to...

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