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Monday 4 July 2016

The news in brief 4th July 2016

Today's news in brief:

Seems like every time The news in brief takes a break, we come back to find the world has gone to hell again. Suffices to say that religion’s bodycount continues to mount.

Terrible human being forgets how to person

People still banging on about this Brexit thing

Men quit his jobs

Last man standing apparently not strong enough

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Fucking on the telly still not a good idea

2016 strikes again

Politician full of shit

Journalist tells politician that he's full of shit

Cleavage is actually news (for once)

More goddamned optical illusions

Space is totally fucking amazing

Shop's social media team drops the mic

Telescope is pretty fucking big

Diana Watch 2016: newspaper still making money off her memory. Still dead.

Study states the obvious: wasting less food reduces food costs

Stars in their bras: Ruby Rose

And finally: America celebrates Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum day…

Reading the news so you don't have to...

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