Hey guys, I know we’ve covered this before, but part of
democracy and freedom of speech is listening to and accepting ideas that you
might not always agree with: Defending tooth and nail the right for some
asshole to claim that shredless marmalade is better, when everyone with at
least half a brain cell knows that shreds is where it’s at. So, Remainers, if you could stop calling
everyone who voted to leave the EU a tiny-minded bigoted xenophobe (unless they’re
being one, then they were probably a dick long before there was a referendum) and
Exiters, if you could give the Remainers a few days to mope, moan and take
stock before you tell them to suck it up and stop whining, that’d be swell.
To help smooth over the cracks in our temporarily divided
little island home, here’s this weeks celebrity
news in brief:
Couple caught spending time together
Paparazzi intrudes on obviously private moment
Wild speculation
Family outing is not news
Woman’s cleavage is her own goddamned business
Woman wears bikini
Photographers capture woman doing shit all of interest
Breaking news: woman has bottom
Teenage nipples are not news
Photographing someone’s kid is still pretty fucking weird
Newspaper approves of woman’s appearance
Woman dresses appropriately for the weather
Stop the press: woman
has legs
Woman caught using telephone
Woman fails to conform to media’s narrow definition of
beauty
Singer sings
Person with lots of money buys nice house
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Nudes in brief: Fergie
And finally: people don’t automatically approve of you using
a naked waxwork of them in a music video
Reading the news so
you don’t have to...
